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TIGER IS A LION CHEETAH, EVEN THOUGH HE IS A MASTER OF THE LYNX AND ALWAYS COMES IN UNDER PURR. HE PUMA BALLS IN THE HOLE THAN ANYONE. HIS WIFE, SHE OCELOT OF QUESTIONS, AND HE WILL NOT PANTHER HER. HE USED TO WHISKER AWAY ON EXOTIC VACATIONS, NOW HE SHUNS HER LIKE A LEOPARD. HE GOES OUT TOMCATTING. HE IS IN THE CATBIRD SEAT AND CAN HAVE HIS PICK OF THE LITTER. HE DRIVES HIS JAGUAR TO A COUGAR’S HOUSE. HE DOES NOT CARACAL ABOUT HIS WIFE’S FELINES. SHE SHOULD SERVAL THE DIVORCE PAPERS TO HIM AND MARRY BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT INSTEAD. OH NO! TIGER CRASHES HIS CAR! HIS WIFE BENGALS HIS CLUBS ON THE WINDSHIELD. IT IS A CAT-ASTROPHE. OH WELL, TIGER. THERE IS NO USE CRYING OVER SPILLED MILK, AND NOW IS THE TIME TO PAWS FOR REFLECTION.
Will be reblogging this with every Apple OS release. Apologies.
